… and doing it majestically too!

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Vegetable suicide

Japan never fails to amuse.

 

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What’s the deal with these new nose gadgets Chinese policemen are wearing?

Sadly, this will be a regular thing.

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What’s that man wearing in the picture above? Is it a new subculture fashion trend born in Harajuku? Or maybe some kind of bulky nasal strip? Actually, it’s an incredibly high-tech nasal air purifying device to combat air pollution.

The smog problem in several major Chinese cities is impossible to ignore, and poses colossal environmental and health risks unless drastic action is taken soon (it apparently even forces couples to take wedding photos while wearing gas masks…). There has been recent talk of using drones to fight the smog, but in the meantime the police department of one city in northern China is taking precautionary measures to protect the health of its workers by providing them with specialized breathing equipment.

It’s not quite as cool looking as the mask worn by, say, the titular character of Hayao Miyazaki’s Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, but just…

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Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

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Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you are mine.”

He lost 33 lbs that week…

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Oklahoma : 31 Earthquakes ranging in magnitude from 2.5 to 4.0 in the last 7 days

Well, this can’t be good.

I’d jump on the ‘fracking’ bandwagon if I knew enough. For sake of arguments, let’s say it is because of it. The idiots won’t stop till there is a major catastrophe. At which point those companies should be broken down, thrown in jail and fine so heavily that it’ll take them 15 lifetimes to pay it back.

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Earth Watch Report  –  Earthquakes


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31 earthquakes in map area

  1. M 2.7 – 6km SSW of Langston, Oklahoma

     2014-03-26 09:24:20 UTC-05:005.0 km

  2. M 2.6 – 31km WSW of McAlester, Oklahoma

     2014-03-25 15:52:17 UTC-05:005.0 km

  3. M 3.4 – 12km NW of Edmond, Oklahoma

     2014-03-25 09:01:19 UTC-05:006.1 km

  4. M 2.8 – 4km NNW of Stroud, Oklahoma

     2014-03-24 18:32:46 UTC-05:007.8 km

  5. M 2.7 – 10km E of Medford, Oklahoma

     2014-03-24 10:39:59 UTC-05:005.0 km

  6. M 2.5 – 21km SSE of Medford, Oklahoma

     2014-03-22 22:37:23 UTC-05:005.0 km

  7. M 3.3 – 11km ENE of Medford, Oklahoma

     2014-03-22 14:42:11 UTC-05:005.0 km

  8. M 2.9 – 14km SSE of Medford, Oklahoma

     2014-03-22 14:30:12 UTC-05:005.0 km

  9. M 3.0 – 19km SSE of Medford, Oklahoma

     2014-03-22 14:15:54 UTC-05:005.0 km

  10. M 2.5 – 7km SSW of Langston, Oklahoma

     2014-03-22 13:40:44 UTC-05:005.0 km

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You bet your ass I enabled this new option under settings!

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The most honest three and a half minutes of television, EVER…

The most honest three and a half minutes of television, EVER….

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DIY Ideas for simple and durable rocket stoves for SHTF situations or everyday use

Cool simple tricks!

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A Heavy Duty $6 DIY Rocket Stove

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In this video I layout a pretty simple process for building a rocket stove that will you a lifetime and uses a very small amount of fuel (wood, sticks, pinecones, etc) to cook your meals with. Be sure to follow me on Facebook at http://facebook.com/cookingdifferent

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The “4 Block” Rocket Stove! – DIY Rocket Stove – (Concrete/Cinder Block Rocket Stove) – Simple DIY

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Published on Nov 9, 2013

How to make a “FOUR BLOCK” Rocket Stove! Easy DIY. Four concrete blocks is all it takes to make it!. Cost $5.16. video shows you how to put it together. the stove funnels all its heat up under the bottom of the pan. uses very little fuel. fueled by small sticks, twigs and leaves. cooks great. wind and rain resistant

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The “6 Block” Rocket Stove! DIY…

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Advice

The trouble with advice is that you can’t tell if it’s good or bad until you’ve taken in, but by then it’s too late.

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Random thoughts

Fame: When you dominate the conversation and you’re not there.

Truth: Something stranger than fiction but not as popular.

Sponge Cake: Dessert made of ingredients borrowed from the neighbour.

Some things have to be believed to be seen.

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